Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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