I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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