i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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