Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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