i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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