just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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