Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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