We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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