it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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