Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The Olympian is in my bed
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
