Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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