This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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