u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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