Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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