I think my vagina is haunted
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just had sex on a roof
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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