My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.