Nicole vs. Life
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
