Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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