Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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