You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
