just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
In America we eat man semen.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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