Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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