just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
