Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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