Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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