We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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