capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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