Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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