that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Barsexuality is the new black.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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