if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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