that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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