Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You ruined the universe
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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