Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
operation harelip BJ is a go
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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