I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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