either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
third nipple confirmed
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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