Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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