it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
do herpes really smell.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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