Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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