just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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