once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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