you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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