That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
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the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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