I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
God I need to hump something, right now.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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