She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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