What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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