He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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