What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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