wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
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Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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