I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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