Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Drunk is not a location!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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