Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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