He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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