Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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