Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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